its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
(via thighclaps)
Je Suis Ame Solitaire
I am a traveler of both time and space but I am skeptical of the existence of both.
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
(Source: alizebaby626, via thighclaps)
I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless
this is my chance
(via foxjews)
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
(via foxjews)
I wanna go on a date or take someone on a date or just leave my house in general
(via cafeteriabananas)
When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard.
(via cafeteriabananas)
im going in the XD tag wish me luck
Regret
(via foxjews)
“You shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night.”
No,
actually.
People shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day.
(Source: trentaicedcoffee, via greggraffintookmytaco)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
(via mojadosgonuts)
a sentence
will always look
like poetryif you
hit enter
a lot
(via catcreep)
